Meet Us

Origins

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Zach Adams is a semi-professional time traveler who was raised by an anthropomorphic ostrich named Philip. They were shipped to Alaska at a young age to learn how to interact with normal sapiens - at age 29, this is still a work in progress. They still live there, alone except for their cat Gamora.

Isaac Falcone is a former part-time librarian as well as a universe-breaking paradox who has yet to prove he is anything other than a figment of one or more deranged imaginations.

Gamora Adams is a miniature domesticated panther who shares an agreement of mutually assured destruction with several birds and is considered royalty among trash goblins.